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Héléne Bouffant, World-renowned Fashion Stylist – Back to School!
Congratulations, Funny Not Slutty readers. I am Héléne Bouffant, world-renowned fashion stylist. Welcome to my first column for FNS. Most likely, you have not heard my name before. That is because I –...
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Héléne Bouffant, World-renowned Fashion Stylist – The Top 6 Trends for Fall 2012
I am Héléne Bouffant, world-renowned fashion stylist. Welcome to my column on FNS. Most likely, you have not heard my name before. That is because I – like Voldemort – am She-Who-Cannot-Be-Named in the...
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Helene Critiques Seven Fall Magazine Covers
I am Héléne Bouffant, world-renowned fashion stylist. Welcome to my column on FNS. Most likely, you have not heard my name before. That is because I – like Voldemort – am She-Who-Cannot-Be-Named in the...
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Héléne Bouffant: Fashion for Obscure November Holidays
I am Héléne Bouffant, world-renowned fashion stylist. Welcome to my column on FNS. Most likely, you have not heard my name before. That is because I – like Voldemort – am She-Who-Cannot-Be-Named in the...
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Oscar Fashion Review, by Héléne Bouffant
Bonjour, my little golden statuettes! It was with great joy and a keen eye for criticism that I watched this year’s Academy Awards. Hollywood’s annual masturbatory fashion event has come and gone to...
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Spring Fashion by Héléne Bouffant
Bounjour, my little pullets (those are baby hens, and they are fabulous with a little sage!) Welcome to the April edition of my fashion column here at Funny Not Slutty! I love April, because it means...
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What to wear this summer when sitting by the pool and making sure the...
Hello my little seal skins! Welcome to summer! I don’t know about you because I make it a rule not to speak to the public, but I cannot wait for swimsuit season. Yes, Héléne Bouffant loves to wear the...
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What To Get Married In by World-Renowned Fashion Stylist Héléne Bouffant
Hello, my pasty pork chops! Welcome to summer; a season of glistening bodies and unusual smells. A season where pale, frightened body parts are finally exposed to sunlight. There is a sense of...
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